First, write down the names of 12 characters (it's best when they're all from the same fandom). Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
Cuts never work for me, sorry.
Have you read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to? [[Arizona/Avery]]
Well I think it would be kinda weird. Arizona likes girls... No I would not want to lol
Do you think 4 is hot? How hot? [[Derek]]
Yes, he is how. He is hot hot but hot as hot as 3
What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant? [[Teddy impregnated Mark]]
Well it would be somewhat interesting. I mean I could see it going the other way, Mark impregnating Teddy since they're kinda doing the nasty nasty but It would be some big kind of medical mystery if Teddy impregnated Mark.
Can you rec any fics about 9? [[Lexie]]
I can't. I'm sure theres great fics out there but I don't read much about Lexie.
Would 2 and 6 make a good couple? [[Cristina/Arizona]]
Probably not. Arizona is waaayy too peppy for Cristina.
5/9 or 5/10? Why? [[Callie/Lexie or Callie/Webber]]
Callie/Lexie because Callie likes chicks and her being with Webber would just be creepy and weird.
What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex? [[Bailey finding Cristina/Teddy]]
LMAO thats some kind of crack!fic right there.
Make up a summary for a 3/10 fic [[Owen/Webber]]
I'm laughing too much right now. Um Owen and Webber have a smackdown about another patient Webber is trying to steal from Owen so they take it outside!
Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff? [[Meredith/Mark]]
Theres Mer/Mark fic but I've never read it. I'm sure there can be Mer/Mark fluff.
Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic [[Bailey/Teddy]]
I'm horrible at titles! How To Get Over The Guy You're In Love With Who Isn't In Love With You ??
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted 4 to deflower 1? [[Derek deflowering Meredith]]
Tequila. It happened actually.
Does anyone on your friends list read 7 slash? [[Bailey]]
I really don't think so.
Does anyone on your friends list read 3 het? [[Owen]]
Would anyone on your friends list write 2/4/5? [[Cristina/Derek/Callie]]
I really, really, really, really hope not LMAO
What might 10 scream out at a moment of great passion? [[Webber]]
"I'm your chief! Yeah!"
If you wrote a songfic about 8, which song would you choose? [[Mark]]
Hmmm. Before he started going out with Teddy I'd say "I'm So Lonely"
If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would Ithe warnings be? [[Meredith/Arizona/Teddy]]
Warning: Girls night, may include baseball bats, flying balls and heelys.
What might be a good pick-up line for 2 to use on 10? [[Cristina to Webber]]
omg I should have made 10 someone else. Ummm. "Maybe you can come over sometime and teach me...your ways"
God, thats horrible. Cristina doesn't do pick up lines!!
When was the last time you read a fic about 5? [[Callie]]
I started reading one about Callie and Arizona's daughter. It was cute.
What's 6's super-secret kink? [[Arizona]]
pink fuzzy handcuffs
Would 11 shag 9? Drunk or sober? [[Avery/Lexie]]
Possibly sober but its more of a possibility if they're drunk.
If 3 and 7 get together, who tops? [[Owen/Bailey]]
Bailey. Bailey for sure.
"1 and 9 are in a happy relationship until 9 suddenly runs off with 4. 1, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief, unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
[[Meredith/Lexie then Lexie/Derek then Meredith/Avery then Meredith/Teddy. Gets advice from Callie then Meredith/Owen]]
Ok so Meredith and Lexie are sisters and that would be incest but thats ok. Then Lexie goes and hooks up with Meredith's husband and Meredith has a one night stand with Avery which, eh, could work. Mer then has an affair with Teddy which, also, in the crack!fic universe could happen, but its an unhappy one. Mer gets advice from Callie who has been giving pretty good advice lately and she finds true love with Owen? Well Cristina wouldn't be too happy about that and I'm not sure Owen would be either.
Who would read that?!! I have no freaking clue!
How would you feel if 7/8 was canon? [[Bailey/Mark]]
I would feel very, very disturbed
Who would make a better college professor: 6 or 11? [[Arizona or Avery]]
Avery's too pretty to be taken seriously as a college professor.
Do you think 2 is hot? How hot? [[Cristina]]
Cristina is srsly hot. Srsly.
12 sends 8 on a mission. What is it and does it succeed? [[Teddy sends Mark]]
The Mission is to find some way for Teddy to impregnate Mark because she wants kids but shes a hardcore cardio god, she can't be fat and pregnant and go on leave. So she sends Mark to Switzerland to do research and get any surgery necessary so that he can become pregnant. It does succeed. Because I said so.
What would 5 most likely be arrested for? [[Callie]]
Breaking someone's bones
If you had to walk home through a bad neighborhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8? [[Bailey or Mark]]
Bailey for sure. She's Bailey. Mark would get punched but Bailey would yell at whoever tried to bug me and scare the crap out of them because she's Bailey